how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I wear drunk well.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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