I wish I only lived at night.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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