Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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