My brain says no but my pants say off.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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