Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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