my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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