3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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