Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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