Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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