I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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