Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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