It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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