Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You've changed since you got that strap on
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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