We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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