Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just high enough for therapy.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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