ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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