Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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