I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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