Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
