No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
home. puking in laundry basket.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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