Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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