Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
farters have to be the big spoon...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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