Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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