real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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