you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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