These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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