remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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