Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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