i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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