Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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