you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My bed is full of blood and feathers
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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