She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
