was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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