Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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