You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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