so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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