If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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