: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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