About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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