Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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