My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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