you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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