I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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