i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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