The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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