he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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