Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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