I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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