it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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