Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
