this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
