I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It's never too late to be topless.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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