Ketchup is God's man juice
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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