She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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