i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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