so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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