Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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